FIRE ERRBODY!
Where Knee Jerk Reactions are Mined for
Comedy Gold
Hey, sometimes you get speedbagged. Demands that your athletic director fire errbody is the most natural of sentiments.
What would college football be without clamors for coaching staff be fired en mass following the latest prime time embarrassment. As is tradition. Cue up "In the Arms of an Angel," time to get the tissues and eat that pint of ice cream you've been eyeing. BUT BEFORE washing ourselves of the debacle, we must properly document the occasion lest the spanking fade with living memory. While those delusions of grandeur may be dead and gone, that doesn't mean one's good humor has to go with it. To be sure, every fanbase is dealt a dose of humble pie every once in a while, and these meltdowns in the moment are the sort of high entertainment money can't buy.
Or perhaps your team was the one doing the trouncing, and you would like to savor every moment. Praise from one's adversary is its highest form - begrudgingly given if given at all. If it is wrong to find mirth in a fan base losing it, I don't want to be right. Live thread comments from those that care most tell the story of the game better than any write-up ever could. With this grand aim, we have scoured the internet for the best posts for your viewing pleasure.
Examining the saltiest of tears to be a cathartic exercise. Venting into the atmosphere if you will. Breathe in and release.
NSFW - A safe space this is not. We did not author the highlighted quotes but merely reproduce them here for the sake of grins and grins alone. We do not endorse or condone any viewpoint espoused by the internet's worst, as they contain course language and offensive humor. Many of the postings found here lack all bounds of common decency and we do not agree with anything written. Nevertheless, they are just words people. Their reproduction here is in parody of the general state of a college football fanbase. Delicate little flowers should look away!
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